Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Forty Reasons Why I Love Being Single

1. You get the whole bed to yourself
2. You can curl up on the couch with a movie or a good book and have no interuptions
3. I actually love going to the theatre alone.
4. You have more money
5. You can flirt
6. You can go out without checking in
7. There is no stress
8. You never worry about how you look at home
9. You have more time to concentrate on school, family and friends
10. You have more time for your pets
11. You have time
12. You can travel a lot easier
13. You have more freedom to pursue your dreams
14. No arguing and no guilt
15. You have the entire bathroom to yourself (When I get married, I demand my own seperate bathroom where no one else may enter).
17. You can get up any time during the night with out disruption
18. You can snooze the alarm fifteen times in a row
19. You can eat whatever and whenever you want
20. You become totally dependent on yourself only
21. You don't have to share
22. You don't have to buy Valentine's, birthday and Christmas presents
23. You don't have anyone telling you you can't do something
24. You always have your vehicle for use
25. If there's a mess, you know it's yours
26. You don't have to pick up after anyone else
27. There's no one bugging you for sex
28. You don't have to worry about someone else using your things
29. You don't get in trouble when you buy something new
30. You don't have to shave your legs every day
31. You are the only one picking the movie, the television show or the music
32. You don't have to make an impression on his parents
33. You can eat as much as you want
34. You don't have to compromise
35. You own everything
36. You can read as long as you want before bed without someone complaining that the light is on.
37. You only have your laundry to do
38. If your white shirt comes out pink after washing, you're the only one to blame
39. You can do anything with your hair (cut, dye, shave, ect) without permission.
40. You can pierce yourself wherever you want and no one complains.

3 comments:

Jadis said...

I knew it...I actually asked my single friend and she came up with a few of those.

Big Mac mama said...

18. You can snooze the alarm fifteen times in a row.

LMAO I LOVE IT!! Sorry for the caps but that is absolutely the bestest and truest reason :P I get in trouble if I do it more than once lol

Anonymous said...

Ahhh you missed that you don't have to pick up after them or do their laundry.