Yup...Christmas Elf names!

Me:
Eggnog Ivyballs
She is a very lucky elf who often succeeds by accident! She wears a tunic embroidered with green ivy leaves, and she makes enchanted story books for all the good little children.

Landon:
Fudge Silverpears
He loves to mother the other elves and look after them when they finish work! He wears a sequined jacket with shiny silver buttons, and he makes enchanted wooden soldiers for all the good little children.

Carver:
 Garland Jollyleaves
He is an adventurous elf who loves to see new places and explore! He wears a bright, rainbow-coloured suit covered in stripes and spots, and he makes ferocious toy dinosaurs for all the good little children.


AND.....Fairy Names!

Landon:
Fire Snowsprite
He brings peace between enemies. He lives where fireflies mate and breed. He can only be seen in the light of a shooting star. He wears a jacket that glows with fiery colours and has shining pale blue wings like a cicada

Carver:
Marsh Jupiterbug
He is mysterious and secretive. He lives in reed marshes and lonely fenland. He can only be seen when the dry seed cases pop. He wears a jacket woven from reeds and rushes and has deep mauve butterfly wings.

Me:
Meadow Agaricshimmer
She brings hallucinations. She lives in fields where wild flowers and poppies grow. She can only be seen when the first flowers begin to blossom. She wears a skirt made of red petals and has russet-coloured wings like a brightly coloured butterfly.

AANND...Vampire names!

Me:
The Great Archives determine that I have gone by the vampire identity:
Clémence Blanchard
Known in some parts of the world as: Lioness of The New York Sewers Of this vampire the Great Archives record: Sworn to one more ancient than the devil.

Carver:
The Great Archives determine that I have gone by the vampire identity:
René Choiseul
Known in some parts of the world as: Devil of The New York Sewers Of this vampire the Great Archives record: The offspring of a goddess - beautiful, powerful and ruthless.

Landon:
The Great Archives determine that I have gone by the vampire identity:
Antoine Le Boursier
Known in some parts of the world as: Incubus of Bats And Shadows Of this vampire the Great Archives record: Comes on silent wings in the night and wraps a deadly cloak about the victim; impartial as a die, unyielding as stone.

AANNND...Werewolf Names!

Carver:
Bartlen Old-Runner

Landon:
Kynsmyrn Old-Runner

Me:
Seanna Stalking-Fire

Okay, in light of the last post, we're going to do our super hero names and powers!

Landon:

Duke Storm
Struck by lightning as a child while trying to escape the deadliest twister to ever strike Kansas, you fell into a coma and awoke with strange new abilities! Weather Control - Your powers give you access to the elements of the air, and control of weather - from torrential rain and hurricanes to lightning, hailstorms and snow! Now, you protect Paris from large gangs of worrying clowns, while also battling the evil plans of Captain Death!

Carver:
The Green Machine
You were created in a secret Government lab, but just as the evil scientists were about to destroy you as a failed experiment, you made a break for freedom! Now, you must use your powers, and avoid those sent to track you down! Cybernetic Strength - Your cybernetic body gives you immense strength to tackle almost any feat of endurance! Now, you protect Singapore from graffiti artists, while also battling the evil plans of The Leaping Lizard!

Me:
Rock Girl
Stranded in an underground cave-in, you were rescued by one of the ancient Norse dwarf-folk. Now, gifted by the earth-folk, you fight evil while also trying to prevent the oncoming Ragnarok! Earth Powers - Your abilities give you access to the elemental powers of the Earth itself - you are as strong and indestructible as the living rock itself! Now, you protect Rome from litter bugs, while also battling the evil plans of The Quark!

Okay, so it's been thirty years, but I'm finally watching Star Wars.  I still haven't seen the originals but Landon went to see The Force Awakens at the theater and when it came up as my Feature Title from my Disney Movie Club, I ordered it; and its here.  It's okay, but the kids love it, so I'm blogging/watching and  decided to entertain you with our Star Wars names:

Landon is officially Knots Windhunter
Carver is Bundto Cratergold
and I am Herour Turn

May the Force be with you.

I know most of you who read this are parents and you will find this extremely true and humorous...happy Saturday!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/x-memes-that-totally-made-parents-laugh-in-2015?utm_term=.hfAL6yKv9&sub=4095239_7521584#.fjMdwqE6l

40/69...Not Bad

This is in your life:
(X )Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school...
( )Watched someone die
( X)Visited Canada
( X) Visited Hawaii
( ) Visited Cuba
( ) Visited Europe
( ) Visited South America
( )Visited Las Vegas
( ) Visited Central America
( ) Visited Asia
( ) Visited Africa
( )Visited Florida
( )Visited Mexico
( ) Seen the Grand Canyon in person
(X) Flown in a plane
( X)Served on a jury
(X) Been lost
( X)Traveled to the opposite side of the country
( )Visited Washington, DC
( X) Swam in the Ocean
(X )Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
(X)Played cowboys and Indians
( )Recently colored with crayons
( )Sang karaoke
( ) Sang a solo or duet in church
(X) Paid for a meal with coins only
(X) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some beverage came out of your nose
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
( X ) Had children - does being a father count?
(X) Had a pet
(x )Been skinny-dipping
(X)Been fishing
(X) Been boating
( ) Been downhill skiing
( ) Been water skiing
(X )Been camping in a trailer/RV
(X) Been camping in a tent
( ) Driven a motorcycle
( ) Been bungee-jumping (ripcord jumping)
( ) Been Sky Diving
(X )Gone to a drive-in movie
(X) Done something that could have killed you…
( ) Done something that you will regret for the rest of your life
(X ) Rode an elephant
( ) Rode a camel
(X) Eaten just cookies or cake for dinner or ice cream
( X)Been on TV
(X) Stolen any traffic signs
(X) Been in a car accident
(X)Been in the Hospital in past 24 months
(X )Donated blood
( )Gotten any type of traffic ticket in the past 12 months.
(X) Gotten a piercing
(X) Gotten a Tattoo
(X) Driven a four door vehicle
( )Ever owned your dream car
(X)Been Married
( X) Been divorced
(X) Fell in love
( X) Fell out of love
()Paid for a strangers meal
( X) Driven over 100mph
( )Been scuba diving
( X)Written a published book/story (poem) (song)
( )Eaten snails

This song perfectly matches your personality! It just can't be a coincidence that the artist is telling a story that perfectly reflects your life. You should declare this song your personal anthem! Share your result with your friends and let them listen to the song that seems to be written about you!

Scar is your opposite!

Whereas Scar had ill intentions and engaged in Machiavellian pursuits, you have plans for good and dreams of a better world. You’re less interested in dominating a kingdom, and more interested in spreading kindness wherever you go.

Monday Laughs

So this came up on my Pinterest this morning and when I read it, I laughed and laughed because most of it is true (however, I was lucky and did get synchronized naps pretty easily).  Have a good read and a great Monday!
What No One Tells You About Having a Second Kid

So, as most of you know, I've become slightly obsessed with The Walking Dead and perhaps more so with Norman Reedus, but all that aside...I never thought I would be.  And now, I just want to share it with everyone...it's so well done; I love everything about it and when I ran across the following video on Pinterest, I thought, 'wow, if I saw this as a Walking Dead virgin, I'd have to see it.'  It only goes through three seasons and so if you enjoy the video, imagine what the next three hold!  And, if that doesn't get you, at least watch it for this:


The Walking Dead Goodbye

Okay, single tips number two, three, and four....

Firstly, know your tools! I'm lucky to know a little bit but I'm learning, too! The other day, I did two things around the house, I bracketed the book case to the wall and reattached the flush chain in the toilet.  The bracketing was pretty easy but I did learn that in drywall, you want to make sure that you don't try and pin it right against the wall, work with the space it's comfortable with.  Anyways, the thing is, you should take charge and when something breaks around the house, pick up your tools and try fixing it yourself, or at least watch and learn! You may need it.

Secondly, I know that this is said all the time, but don't sweat the small stuff.  Especially with kids.  Days don't always turn out how you plan with little ones and sometimes, you have to not care.

And thirdly, don't be afraid to ask around for prices, deals, etc and don't be afraid to haggle or look for ways to make payments.  I've been dealing a lot with getting my car fixed and house renos and financial stuff and I've been making calls and asking and admitting to being a single mom and needing help and believe me, it's worth it! My life has been made much more simple, by this rule!