Friday, May 13, 2016


Yup...Christmas Elf names!

Me:
Eggnog Ivyballs
She is a very lucky elf who often succeeds by accident! She wears a tunic embroidered with green ivy leaves, and she makes enchanted story books for all the good little children.

Landon:
Fudge Silverpears
He loves to mother the other elves and look after them when they finish work! He wears a sequined jacket with shiny silver buttons, and he makes enchanted wooden soldiers for all the good little children.

Carver:
 Garland Jollyleaves
He is an adventurous elf who loves to see new places and explore! He wears a bright, rainbow-coloured suit covered in stripes and spots, and he makes ferocious toy dinosaurs for all the good little children.


AND.....Fairy Names!

Landon:
Fire Snowsprite
He brings peace between enemies. He lives where fireflies mate and breed. He can only be seen in the light of a shooting star. He wears a jacket that glows with fiery colours and has shining pale blue wings like a cicada

Carver:
Marsh Jupiterbug
He is mysterious and secretive. He lives in reed marshes and lonely fenland. He can only be seen when the dry seed cases pop. He wears a jacket woven from reeds and rushes and has deep mauve butterfly wings.

Me:
Meadow Agaricshimmer
She brings hallucinations. She lives in fields where wild flowers and poppies grow. She can only be seen when the first flowers begin to blossom. She wears a skirt made of red petals and has russet-coloured wings like a brightly coloured butterfly.

AANND...Vampire names!

Me:
The Great Archives determine that I have gone by the vampire identity:
Clémence Blanchard
Known in some parts of the world as: Lioness of The New York Sewers Of this vampire the Great Archives record: Sworn to one more ancient than the devil.

Carver:
The Great Archives determine that I have gone by the vampire identity:
René Choiseul
Known in some parts of the world as: Devil of The New York Sewers Of this vampire the Great Archives record: The offspring of a goddess - beautiful, powerful and ruthless.

Landon:
The Great Archives determine that I have gone by the vampire identity:
Antoine Le Boursier
Known in some parts of the world as: Incubus of Bats And Shadows Of this vampire the Great Archives record: Comes on silent wings in the night and wraps a deadly cloak about the victim; impartial as a die, unyielding as stone.

AANNND...Werewolf Names!

Carver:
Bartlen Old-Runner

Landon:
Kynsmyrn Old-Runner

Me:
Seanna Stalking-Fire

Okay, in light of the last post, we're going to do our super hero names and powers!

Landon:

Duke Storm
Struck by lightning as a child while trying to escape the deadliest twister to ever strike Kansas, you fell into a coma and awoke with strange new abilities! Weather Control - Your powers give you access to the elements of the air, and control of weather - from torrential rain and hurricanes to lightning, hailstorms and snow! Now, you protect Paris from large gangs of worrying clowns, while also battling the evil plans of Captain Death!

Carver:
The Green Machine
You were created in a secret Government lab, but just as the evil scientists were about to destroy you as a failed experiment, you made a break for freedom! Now, you must use your powers, and avoid those sent to track you down! Cybernetic Strength - Your cybernetic body gives you immense strength to tackle almost any feat of endurance! Now, you protect Singapore from graffiti artists, while also battling the evil plans of The Leaping Lizard!

Me:
Rock Girl
Stranded in an underground cave-in, you were rescued by one of the ancient Norse dwarf-folk. Now, gifted by the earth-folk, you fight evil while also trying to prevent the oncoming Ragnarok! Earth Powers - Your abilities give you access to the elemental powers of the Earth itself - you are as strong and indestructible as the living rock itself! Now, you protect Rome from litter bugs, while also battling the evil plans of The Quark!
Okay, so it's been thirty years, but I'm finally watching Star Wars.  I still haven't seen the originals but Landon went to see The Force Awakens at the theater and when it came up as my Feature Title from my Disney Movie Club, I ordered it; and its here.  It's okay, but the kids love it, so I'm blogging/watching and  decided to entertain you with our Star Wars names:

Landon is officially Knots Windhunter
Carver is Bundto Cratergold
and I am Herour Turn

May the Force be with you.